Almost everyone has ever studied at a college or college, trying to learn professional backgrounds. And, as often happens, many quickly hurried to grow up to join the path of a fully formed personality.
But over the years, it was understood that the student years were one of the brightest periods in the life of each of us. And we strongly advise you to look through our selection of situations that could occur and occurred in everyone who studied at a college or college. Believe me, you will remember yourself!
1. The opportunity to take a nap was for you like a manna from heaven, so in any case, you immediately fell asleep. And it does not matter where you were!
I'm taking a nap right now.
After school: now your weekend is going to sleep, because you know that during the working week you can not close your eyes for a minute.
2. While studying, you always had your own schedule for the whole week. For example, you could easily make yourself a day off on Friday or go to school by noon.
Bye then. I'll see you on the way back, losers.
After study: standard work every day from 9-17.00. Then unsuccessful attempts to go to the gym, dreaming of his own car. Then comes the frightening realization of the senselessness of all these actions, the return home and sleep on the couch in front of the TV. And so every day!
3. And how not to remember the free (or at least cheap) tickets for the match, to the theater or museum just because you are a student!
After school: you pray to find a student bar, where you can fully remember the youth and regret that you are no longer a student!
4. Your friends are always near, practically at arm's length!
After study: meetings with friends always start with the same - Skype!
5. By a student you may have been able to control yourself after several nights of non-stop party.
Did someone say "vodka"?
After school: today after such parties, which usually end at 2-3 in the morning, you can not get up in the morning because of a terrible hangover and urgently requires a day off at work. And how did you do it before?
6. The most pleasant part of the study was always a summer vacation, which, no little, not a lot, lasted for 3 months!
After school: Vacation? Vacation? At your job, these concepts are suspicious. And even when you ask the management for a week off, you check your mail every minute and answer all the calls.
7. To study, you could wear absolutely any clothes and not bother with all sorts of dress codes.
Trainings on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
After studying: constantly you should look like a neat employee of your own company; a person for whom no one will ever be ashamed, that is, a suit and a tie DAILY!
8. The student card was your best friend in all stores, because you always received an additional discount.
I'll do a striptease, I'll do anything. Just pay me some money!
After studying: from you you can only hear one thing: "Please tell me that my student card has no expiration date!"
9. A student you could travel and even live for some time abroad at an affordable price.
After school: maybe someday you can go on a trip, if in a few years you will collect more days off and, of course, money!
10. In your student years, you gave yourself and your money to a variety of alcoholic cocktails. Moreover, you could be called guru cocktails and places where they can be tried!
After school: today you do not intend to spend your money on alcohol!
11. You had endless opportunities to meet new people.
It's so wonderful that I met you ...
After studying: now new friends appear only among colleagues or friends of your friends.
12. By a student you could pick up absolutely any guy / girl and not be tormented by remorse.
Wow, I'm so embarrassed. I really want you to stay, but I do not know how to tell you about it so that you believe it!
After school: meetings and romantic meetings are held once a year, or not at all.
13. Your diet during the study was always saturated with harmful products that did not affect your body.
After studying: you must necessarily eat a salad, so that your nutritionist does not bring down on you a whole lecture about the need for proper nutrition.
14. You did not think about taxes on a student.
"Hakuna Matata" means not to worry about anything until the end of your days!
After school: although, perhaps, you still do not know how the tax system works.
15. Summer vacations were a favorite season of the year, because you could walk, go to the sea or go anywhere, and most importantly meet a bunch of girls and boys!
Spring break forever!
After school: now you are only actively enjoying and jealous of those who place beautiful pictures of recreation and the beach.
16. A student you could not sleep all night!
I woke up.
After school: no night vigils. Only a dream!
17. You always had grandiose plans and thoughts about what you would like to do.
I have absolutely no ideas what to do in life.
After studying: it seems that something went definitely wrong.