9 months can seem endless, especially if you talk too much.
1. "Oh, do you eat again?"
The increased appetite of a woman in the second trimester of pregnancy is absolutely normal, because, for a second, a child grows inside her. But just like you do not have any excuse for 30 chicken wings, eaten while watching a football match. So bite the tongue and keep your mouth shut.
2. "This beer is so refreshing! This is what you need!"
Pregnant women are harmful to alcohol (they may not be very happy about this fact), so you should not boast about how you enjoy your "adult" drink. Especially if you are violating your word about abstaining from alcohol in solidarity.
3. "Oh God, the house is a terrible mess!"
If you are sometimes tempted to make a comment about the disorder, better keep silent, inhale and exhale. This reception will make your life and life of your spouse much happier.
4. "The color of the nursery? I do not care. Choose any to your taste. "
If the spouse is interested in your opinion, this is the least due to the fact that you are an expert in choosing flowers for the room, and most likely she wants to see that you, just like her, are preparing for the appearance of the baby. Thus, even if you are deeply indifferent to the color of the walls, you must make an effort, rise from the sofa and choose the color you like from indistinct shades of green.
5. "Do you want to discuss the child's name again?"
Choosing a name for your child is one of the first really important points for a parent. So be patient and do not lose enthusiasm, even if you are discussing the same names every night for several weeks.
6. "Why should we buy so many children's clothes?"
Buying children's clothes gives the woman the confidence that she is ready for the birth of the baby, so if she wants to buy more sliders or a bib, just do it.
7. "Hurry!"
Pregnant women usually walk around (your gait would be exactly the same if you were carrying a baby in the stomach), so do not count on the fact that she will appreciate your jokes about her slowness.
8. "Are you now seriously crying because of this?"
"Stop laughing!"
Your wife is experiencing all sorts of hormonal changes, so if she, for unexplained reasons, cries because the donuts are gone, just calm her down.
9. "I'm sorry, darling, there was not a pie with banana cream in the store, I just bought you a banana."
During pregnancy, there is often a strong desire to taste something like that, so if you were sent from home to buy some unusual food, it's best not to go back until you find what she wanted. I repeat for your own safety and the safety of others: do not go back empty-handed or with any replacement!
10. "I flipped through the books about the upbringing of the child this morning, I'm completely ready for paternity."
"Flip through" the instruction manual for some thing bought in the online store is quite enough, but now we are talking about the baby. Do yourself and your spouse a favor and read these books already. Here you will see, the knowledge you have gained will be useful when the child is born.
11. "The child will appear in a few months. Now there is no need to prepare his room. "
Future mothers often experience the instinct of nesting, and the idea that they are ready for the baby will give them a sense of confidence. You do not really need to do this anyway, so why not start right now, especially if it calms your second half?
12. "This pregnancy is very difficult for me".
Yes Yes Yes. You put up with a lot when your woman is pregnant, but this does not even compare to what it is like to be pregnant REALLY.
13. "Wow! Beyoncé has a child, but you will never tell on it. She looks adorable! "
Your spouse, for sure, is very excited about how she will look after giving birth, so she will hardly be pleased to hear your admiration for genetically gifted superstars with a lot of money for a personal trainer and nutritionist.
14. "I do not need you to see a doctor, right?"
Yes, you absolutely do not need a spouse to see a doctor, but she would like you to go with her and support her. She also would be pleased that you were near her and first saw the baby on ultrasound.
15. "You need to calm down."
If you miraculously went so far in your relationships and did not find out what a bad idea it is to tell your woman to calm down, then you will quickly understand this, especially if you still had the mind to say this when she is pregnant.
16. "You surely get tired a lot lately."
Oh, yes, it's brilliant. Do you think it could be because of her pregnancy?
17. "All pregnant women wind themselves too much, but there is nothing to worry about. Are you all right".
The reality is that in reality you do not know exactly whether there is anything to worry about or not. You should take it seriously, and if it turns out that she was really just too excited, that would definitely be good news.
18. "Why do not you give me a massage?"
Yes, you are less likely to get a massage now, but you do not need to have 9 months of a baby, and then give birth to it.
19. "I bet I'd be good at being pregnant."
Perhaps it would be so, but no pregnant woman will want to listen to the chatter about how well you managed with your pregnancy, especially since this is guaranteed to be much more difficult than you think!
And, summing up, what you really need to tell your pregnant wife is the following: "You are excellent, and I have never been so proud of you as of now!"