Today, amateurs criticize the education system, which we and our parents studied, but more than enough. Moms and dads of modern schoolchildren dream of quickly getting rid of everything that reminds them of "scoop" and want their child to keep up to date.
But just do not rush to rejoice, because if your children perform the tasks that we found in new school textbooks, then it is definitely not worth counting on the future high achiever, erudite or genius in the family ... The main thing here is to save the psyche!
1. And that's how you explain to the child that all the mugs are red ???
2. We are already presenting the joy of classmates!
3. Have you got BABOKACH?
4. Well, this task is generally better without reassurance and do not read!
5. It seems that the mohrenesses at first very much intimidated the author ...
6. Because we are lazy ...
7. You see, there are still adequate parents!
8. I wonder if it could?
9. Let him know the harsh truth of life from his youthful fingernails!
10. Eh ... Were you also hanging over the decision of the "fourth" group?
11. History is very similar to the truth ...
12. Oh, and rascals these French!
13. We are afraid of such a fairy-tale world!
14. This word "more" tickles our nerves!
15. So that's what you are, Constantine!
16. Neznaykin's tasks were real ignoramuses!
17. So, breathe smoothly, do not be nervous ...
18. And what do you want - to learn Russian oh how hard it is!
19. Never such was and again!
20. And before the fairy tales were interesting ...
21. Well, here again - modern harsh realities!
22. And we warned that soon we will have to save the psyche!
23. Do you feel sorry for the children who were asked this task?
24. And by the way, yes - how much?
25. Or maybe this is a test for attentiveness?
26. Please hold yourself in hand!
27. The author of this book, or what?
28. And this is only the 8th grade ...
29. If this happened in Colombia, then we believe!
30. Well, one brainless who wrote this, we have already calculated ...
31. Do you not believe your eyes?
32. Just do not read it out loud!
33. And earlier there were problems for scholars!
34. What do you think - drown or weld?
35. Well, now you've seen everything!