Each of us has such friends. And why should we hide it - we ourselves are such!
1. Mom
I'm a great mom.
She will hold your purse and even her hair - if necessary. If one of your friends is missing, she is right there. She will knock out the doors of the cabins in the men's room. Interrogate every passerby until this person is found. Everyone loses money, keys and sometimes dignity, but only mommy will be able to return all this to the owner!
2. Invisible
For "Mom" such people are the worst nightmare! As, however, and for all. She, like, just was with you. Turn around - and it's gone. You write her messages, call and even send postal pigeons to find the "invisible". But nothing can pacify her wild temper! And suddenly she is again announced. And she absolutely does not care that you have already broken the whole phone.
3. Coquette
You can have fun with her. She likes parties and good companies. But if you go somewhere together, she immediately leaves you to dance with the balding friend of her boyfriend. Once in the bar, she pretends to listen to you, and even laughs at your jokes. But actually looking for the next guy.
4. The Bore
It's boring! How boring I am!
She doubted whether she should go to a party tonight, and it would be better if she stayed home. She is too sober, and she does not like that there is a smell of beer from you and that there are no borders for you now. She did not even let you into her bathroom!
5. Bully
Do not feed her bread-let me quarrel! "She pushed you?" "Badass" likes to defend his point of view and protects you literally for any reason. Despite the hostile attitude, it is possible to say about such people: "barks, but does not bite."
6. Bogachka
Everyone loves her. And it does not matter where her money comes from: with a credit card from her parents or with a good job. To go somewhere with the "rich woman" is a pleasure! Instead of going to the bar on foot with heels, she will book a taxi. God is, and this is your rich friend!
7. The Glutton
Oh, yummy!
She appoints meetings only in cafes and eateries, and the concept of "just drinking coffee" for it does not exist in principle. Being next to her is very difficult to adhere to a diet, but unlike other girlfriends, she will not look at you as if she's crazy, if you decide to order also a dessert after a hearty dinner.
8. Queen of the dance floor
She goes to the bar with one single purpose - to dance. And beforehand starts to warm up. As soon as she arrives, she immediately goes to the dance floor. A good institution for her is where good music plays.
9. Destroyer
This is a real hurricane! It is extremely difficult for her to understand what strength she has and where the center of gravity lies. It's not easy to see how much she drank. In fact half of drinks she spills on a floor, and other half - on itself.
10. The philosopher
It is worth her little drink - and she is already beginning to reflect on the meaning of life! "What are we here for?" "All life is a waste of time." "Maybe it's just a dream?" "What should we do next?" She wants you to tell her about your hopes, dreams and conclusions. But this is not enough for her: she also dedicates herself to you.
11. Self-Esteem Husband
Honey, you've never looked better.
Everyone loves her, too. Her favorite place in the bar is the ladies' room. There she distributes compliments to the right and left - both to girlfriends and to unfamiliar girls. And then they all go home together.
12. The Sleepless Beauty
Sleep is not my friend
This energizer wants to have fun all night! When the bar closes, she immediately begins to invent new entertainment. She can easily go somewhere to have a bite, or go to another party, or else a couple of hours to be laid on the streets.
13. The Drinker
This is a rare and somewhat frightening sight! You watch her drink a glass after a glass during the whole night. And you are amazed at the way she is in great shape, or because she is still able to give directions to the taxi driver.
14. A patient with amnesia
Well, let's go. ... And actually I forgot everything I was going to take with me.
She leaves the house and realizes that she needs to go to the toilet. She approaches the front door and realizes she has forgotten the keys. She is going to grab a bite and understands that the credit card is left at the bar. She goes out and realizes that she has slippers on her. The best companion for the "patient with amnesia" will be "mommy", who will always have a list of what her girlfriend will surely forget.