Relationships have the ability to grow into a routine, so from time to time they need to do an easy shake. It can be a spontaneous romantic dinner, a bouquet of flowers or ...
... an amusing rally that the other half will remember with a smile on his face for a long time. It is possible to recall your love in many ways, but the heroes of this collection are convinced that it is best to do this with humor. And it's hard to argue with them. Their stories are very sincere and funny, and most importantly - the second half will not soon forget these jokes and jokes.
1. When a wife leaves town, I greatly miss. Six days, while she was gone, I said that in the evenings I had dinner with cats in a solemn atmosphere, and then I thought: it's not such a bad idea ...
2. I looked after my girl's turtle while she was on vacation. Before leaving, she asked me not to drag my pet into trouble ...
3. The girl sent a photo from the Dallas aquarium. I sent her a photo in return. And now try to find the differences!
4. That's what happens when you instruct a guy to take a cat to a groomer.
5. My wife did not want to do a pregnant photo shoot. Because I had to hire a photographer and do everything for her.
6. I got married last week, and my wife asked us to be serious with her friend in the photo. As for me, the plan is even overfulfilled.
7. Last night I told a guy who adores "Coke" that I prefer "Pepsi". In the morning in the fridge I had to watch this picture.
8. The book-banter "Sex after 40-a."
9. The brother was very upset that his girlfriend would not be able to go with him to a Halloween party, so he decided to replace her ... by half.
10. For Christmas, I bought a necklace for my wife. The seller in the store asked whether to pack a gift. I thought a little and agreed, but asked him to make the most terrible packing of all that he had ever seen. The guy did not lose his head and took out a roll of scotch.
11. Photo of my wife during the throw of the bouquet turned out to be somewhat menacing. Fortunately, I know how to use Photoshop a bit, and now everything looks more than harmonious in the picture.
12. I got bored and I put on a Halloween mask, went to my son's in the nursery, and then turned on the motion sensor on the radio nurse. My wife was at work that night, and photo reports about what is happening in the room come to her on the phone. I still seem to have blood from my ears, but I can not wait to buy even more new masks.
13. My wife was late at work today, and my cat and I decided to cheer her up a little cheerfully.
14. It seemed to me that today I look especially good until the guy said that I look like Patrick from the cartoon about Bob's Sponge.
15. I told my husband that I would wear this suit only after him, and soon he sent me this photo with the signature "Shah and Math".
16. Eplvotch, donated to last Christmas, I lost, then the guy decided to comfort me and gave me an alternative, which will not be lost so badly.
17. My wife said that I can decorate the guest bathroom to my taste. I have never heard so many screams in my life.
18. Recently the guy surprised me with such an unusual lunch delivery.
19. She asked the guy to send me some sexy photo.
20. Wife wanted a family Christmas photo. His wife received it.
21. I bought a dozen roses for my wife on Valentine's Day, but for some reason she does not like my bouquet O_o
22. I forgot my underwear from the guy, and when I returned the next day, I was met by such an installation.
23. A girlfriend's rabbit lives with me while she is away. At some point, I wanted to send her this. Do you think she will ever leave a little animal with me?
24. I love cooking with my wife.
25. A guy likes to make cute photos with me ...
26. For some reason my wife was slightly relieved by her birthday present.
27. I asked the guy to buy six potatoes ...