When it comes to weddings, every woman, and even a man, dreams that it is perfect. But often planned for the minutes of the holiday turns into an unthinkable celebration, after which you understand that it's much easier to be alone.
We collected 18 frightening, and at the same time, ridiculous stories, in which everything is involved: starting from relatives and ending with the usual attendants. No one would like to get into similar situations. And you will see this!
1. The story of silk panties
"The most terrible story at the wedding, which I've ever heard, happened to the bride's father. When he went out to speak a wedding speech, he began to tell that in his childhood, more than anything else, the bride liked to cling to her mother's silk panties. Then the father introduced the groom to all, like new silk panties. Everyone was confused. And it's really unpleasant. Imagine how the bride and her bride felt !? "
2. Borrowed words from the series
What happened to you?
"By profession I am a wedding photographer, so I saw a lot of strange and insane things. But the worst situation I had to watch was the bridegroom's wedding vow. Everyone knows the series "Anatomy of Passion". Yes, and I'm a big fan of this movie. When the wedding moment came to speak the wedding vow, the bridegroom in the smallest detail uttered the oath of Doctor Berk Christine from the episode of the series "Anatomy of Passion". I was in shock, like all the guests. In the oath, the groom said that he helps and heals people, although in reality he worked on the railway. The bride was crying, the guests were silent, and I wanted to laugh. "
3. Terrible story about wedding swimming
"I was at the wedding of my friend and stood on the balcony overlooking the pool. The bride decided to bathe, when suddenly the glass broke, and the bride fell down. The rest of the evening we spent in the hospital. "
4. Noise and hangover - eternal companions of weddings
"Girlfriends, and I am among them, decided to arrange a bachelorette party just one day before the wedding. One of our girl friends got drunk, fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. I had to go to the hospital. To the altar, she walked in a cast and with a crutch. But it was not the worst thing. On the day of the wedding, we all did make-up and hairstyles in the morning, but we constantly ran to the toilet because of a terrible hangover. The culmination of the day was the enchanting vomiting of the bride right next to the altar. More precisely on the altar. And, if you are interested, then the bridegroom kissed the bride after all. "
5. Dance of parents
My eyes
"At one of the weddings the mother of the bride climbed on the knee of the groom's father, when he sat on a chair to catch the garter of the bride. And she danced one of the most debauched dances. It was a real shame. "
6. The Hidden Menace
"The bride and mother of the groom did not get along from the very beginning of their acquaintance. Moreover, everyone knew that the bride had a terrible allergy to the strawberry. And now guess which cake the mother of the groom baked to greet the bride? It was a strawberry cake with strawberry oil cream, decorated with fresh strawberries. "
7. Bird droppings at the wedding
"My younger brother and niece tried to catch the wedding pigeons, which the newlyweds let go. When the brother managed to catch the pigeon, he suddenly shit directly into his hand. As it turned out later, my brother is very squeamish, so at the moment when I took him to the toilet to wash his hand, he vomited a fountain right in the lobby of the hotel where the wedding was taking place. "
8. Drunk relative
Why did you do this?
"My brother got drunk at the wedding and called the police, telling them that he was being held captive in a box and subjected to violence. A whole detachment of police came to the challenge. And my brother just lay on the couch. "
9. Flame speech
"I was at the wedding of my relatives. The venue was chosen chic banquet hall, decorated with small torches with fire. When the cousin of the bride stood up to make a speech, her hair caught fire. "
10. Stories of chatty friends
"There were a few close friends at our wedding, which were remembered by all their amazing performances. Most of them told others about the details of our sex life. They practically said where, how, how much and in what poses we were engaged in love pleasures. Both our families are very religious, and for them it was a real shock. Never in my life have I so much wanted to fall into the ground, just to avoid this shame. "
11. Catastrophic break
"The wedding was coming to an end, and we were waiting for a bus that was supposed to take us back to the hotel. Unfortunately, the bus was delayed for almost an hour. At this point, my cousin was impatient to the toilet, and she decided not to go too far, but to run to the nearest bushes. The problem is that she did not know about the wall that was located there. The cousin fell off her and broke her spine. Broke, in the truest sense of the word. One of her vertebrae almost crumbled. After 2 years, she finally began to feel better. "
12. Unexpected surprise
"One day I was walking at the wedding of friends in the winter. According to the Mexican tradition, the groom had to keep the bride for the veil, while the people around him were trying to separate them. If it worked out, it was not considered good. The groom did not let go of the veil, and in the process he pulled out from his bride the whole veil together with the overhead locks. Fata had to cover up the shortcomings of her hair and bald spots on her head. "
13. Irrelevant act
Actually?
"My cousin decided to hire a cook for the wedding, which she had known since the student days, and who was in love with her, but never talked about it. The cook decided that the moment had come, and it was a good idea to sign on the cake "You are mine forever - from Xiz". I had to intervene and glaze over all this absurdity before the bridegroom saw it. "
14. Very drunk groom
What the hell?
"I worked at the reception desk when a very drunk fiancé came and asked which of the girls would stay with him for the night, since his young wife had a month's sleep. It was "charming."
15. A drunken priest
Oh my God…
"I was at a wedding with a friend. The priest, who was supposed to conduct the ceremony, was 30 minutes late and the drunk came. During the wedding, he named the bride Molly, although her name is Catherine. "
16. The Abnormal DJ
Not good!
"I invited my friend to the wedding, at least, I thought so. He was a professional DJ at weddings and was doing just that. I did not know until that moment that he was in love with me. Probably, from harm, the music was simply awful. Moreover, he began to make fun of my witness, tried to fight with my husband's friend and molested all the girls who were in serious relationship. He ended up falling asleep in his car and signaling at 3 o'clock in the morning. It was terrible".
17. Sewage breakthrough
"I worked as a waitress on one of the weddings that took place next to the lake. It began to rain, and the water level suddenly began to rise. No, it was not rainwater at all - the sewage pipe broke through in the basement. And we had another wedding in an hour. The smell was just unbearable. And we were forced to serve food in the same place. Appetite was lost for the whole day. "
18. Wedding crime scene
I will never marry!
"My parents went to the wedding of two paramedics, where most of the guests were physicians. The wedding was celebrated in a very prestigious hotel. When the father went into the bathroom, he accidentally stumbled upon a bartender, who went over with a dose of heroin. My father began to carry out resuscitation and called for help. More than 20 people crowded around the blue barkeeper, deciding how to help him. When the police arrived, the bartender could already speak normally and answer questions. But they decided to check their pockets and accidentally stumbled on a needle. That's how an ordinary bathroom turned into a real crime scene. "