Animals are an inexhaustible source of positive. They cheer us up, soothe, regain lost energy and even cure. And to take offense at them for petty dirty tricks is not exactly worth it, even if these school children do it on purpose.
In general, now you will see how 20 charming "assholes" will tease you and show you the language, but you can not resist and only rejoice!
1. W-oh-oh of you!
2. True, are you at all not offended?
3. Yes, I'm in love!
4. I know that this will cheer you up!
5. All can, but I do not?
6. You can not stand before my charm!
7. And before my even more so!
8. And what? How could, and showed ...
9. And you will not succeed!
10. Why are you looking after me?
11. And you did not know that proteins also know how to do this?
12. Yes, I'm tired ...
13. Come on, smile quickly!
14. Consider it at random!
15. I bet you did not expect this from me.
16. This means that you will not get!
17. You say, do not play? Oh well!
18. Is it true that I am a solid positive?
19. Do not we play teasers?
20. Well, then I started first!