So let us drink to eating more and moving less!
1. If you are selected for some time in the club, you do not give rest to the constant noise.
Silence!
And how bartenders generally hope to hear your order?
2. It's very hard for you to stay anywhere after 01:00.
I'm flushing ...
"I'll just go to the toilet for a minute!" And from there, quickly back home, to your favorite bed.
3. Quite often you do not go anywhere at all.
I'm looking for someone ready to go adventuring with me.
You can have fun if you get out somewhere, but at home, the evening is guaranteed to go much better ...
4. You have already used all possible excuses, explaining why you will not appear again at a meeting with your friends.
Because I do not want.
"Poisoned the third time in a month. - Yes, I'm a pathological loser. "
5. Strolls until the morning on Fridays and Saturdays for you seem to be something of a fantasy field.
After the festivities, you need time to fully recover.
6. If you still decide to go somewhere, it is much more comfortable to feel yourself in a quiet bar than in a noisy club, where you can even dance.
Sitting is preferable. To stand is too difficult, undesirable.
7. If you are going to drink, give preference to expensive good alcohol, always with snacks.
Hey, what are you, I spent $ 6 on this wine.
Binge is tastier with food, food is with a drink. Yes, they are made for each other!
8. Though some kinds of evening leisure and impress you.
Its main advantage is that it ends before 22:00.
9. You are not sure that you understand "Facebook". It's hard for you to understand who records what records, where the records appear in your tape, how to use it at all!
About the same with "Twitter".
10. You are always upset by app updates.
Never be updated.
Change = bad.
11. The last time on books, magazines, newspapers, applications of money goes far more than alcohol and hangouts.
You're the one I've been looking for all my life!
12. You began to attract baking (cooking it, but what did you think ?!)
Keksiki! We will cook the muffins!
Yes, and you want to eat delicious food much more than take pictures and post them in the Instagram.
13. You watch more and more culinary shows.
Stars can not cook, cook, cook, cook, cook.
They are so interesting and so relaxing.
14. The movie show at 21:00 already seems to you an otvaznym pastime.
This is madness.
It's the same as drinking coffee after 18:00!
15. The main thing that you are willing to spend is food.
Forget about the hangover and fashionable things, the main thing - always be full.
16. Small amounts from the family budget are also regularly allocated for the purchase of different kitchen utensils.
Naturally, you do not forget about the quality tools for washing and cleaning.
17. Communication in Tinder and similar social networks scares you.
All these strangers, strange smiles, cuts - all this is not for you.
18. If you really speak frankly, dating in principle for you - the exact opposite of a good pastime.
I just feel awkward in such situations.
To meet with strangers, to think whether they want to drag you to bed or intend to just talk - too difficult, too exciting.
19. People who do not dress for the weather cause you compassion.
But it's cold outside!
"It only looks warm, in fact, in such a dress, the cold will pierce the bones!"
20. Do you prefer practical shoes.
Red? Yes this is my blood!
No pain, no effort - only comfort, only convenience!
21. You sincerely consider your bed as your closest friend.
I would marry my bed.
Together you spend your time so heartfelt and cute ...